Friday, October 30, 2015

Press Release: Bride of Ha-Ha! Horror.


Award winning author and artist Monstermatt Patterson (The Man of a Thousand Bad Monster Jokes) is pleased to announce the release of his new book, Bride of Ha-Ha! Horror, published by Mystery & Horror LLC. Foreword by Zac Amico and Aftwerword by Justin Martell, both from Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol.1&2

The book is full (over 500 jokes) of "rancid rhymes" and "putrid puns" aimed at the horror movies we love. There are a number of cartoons that accompany the gags, too!

With each book of hilarious horror humor, Monstermatt reaches out to the horror community and enlists actors/actresses , filmmakers and authors to roast him. Poking fun at him this time, are
Julie Adams- Creature From the Black Lagoon 
John Amplas -Creepshow
Sean Whalen- People Under the Stairs
John Migliore- The Drownsman

Nathan Head - Exorcist Chronicles 2
Sephera Giron- Experiments in Fear
Chris Olen Ray- Mega Shark
Greg Petaloudis-Diabolique Magazine
Ron Mackay- Return to Nuke 'Em High Vol.1&2 Melantha Blackthorne- Death Race 2000
Mitch Markowitz- Hilarious House of Frightenstein Charles Band- Full Moon Entertainment 
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What can readers expect from the book? Classic gags like...
Why was The Invisible Man mistaken for a Scientologist?
He went CLEAR!

What is a grave digger's favorite nursery rhyme? "Little Jack MOURNER!"

Which Hellraiser Cenobite wants to compete on "Dancing With the Stars?"
"Dr. Cha-Cha-CHANNARD!"

The jokes entertain and educate those looking to further their horror movie knowledge, while using a "borscht belt" type of humor.

The book is now available for your Halloween enjoyment. It's perfect for the ghoul or horror movie buff in your life.




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